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Posted on 28th Aug at 4:32 PM, with 28 notes
agoutirex:

isaacbaranoff:

If I see you supporting this immoral sociopath, I will destroy you. He has blatantly plaigarized my comics and assaulted the people who influenced me — in essence, attacking the very people that resulted in the creation of his comic (by taking my ideas and characters and changing the names, species and ethnic backgrounds). I will not reward those who support second-handers.

Oh shit I’m shaking in my boots!
PS Isaac, I’m not really scared, history will vindicate me, you big sack of cowardice

Oh man, I can complete this joke.

Come on, Isaac Baranoff! If you’re gonna rip off a joke, at least put some effort into it!
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agoutirex:

isaacbaranoff:

If I see you supporting this immoral sociopath, I will destroy you. He has blatantly plaigarized my comics and assaulted the people who influenced me — in essence, attacking the very people that resulted in the creation of his comic (by taking my ideas and characters and changing the names, species and ethnic backgrounds). I will not reward those who support second-handers.

Oh shit I’m shaking in my boots!

PS Isaac, I’m not really scared, history will vindicate me, you big sack of cowardice

Oh man, I can complete this joke.

Come on, Isaac Baranoff! If you’re gonna rip off a joke, at least put some effort into it!

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:21 PM, with 187 notes
ramblingferret:

werewolfnl:

temporalwalker:

wishingonalightningbolt:

[x]
Straight people are getting stupider.
A man who worked for an organization that primarily taught English to non-native speakers posted about homophones and was subsequently fired because it made the organization seem lax on homosexuality.

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

… This isn’t an Onion article?

what the fuck. 

And in the proceeding years, this policy in schools lead to a rash of wild spelling and pronunciation reforms, such as wind and wind becoming wihnd and wiyend.The situation got worse when biology classes were cancelled due to the gay agenda taking over “homozygosity”, and only children that looked like David Bowie were admitted to schools, due to other children having gay-friendly homochromia.Finally, straight people mutated into unique and terrifying amorphous beings, to avoid being homogenous homo sapiens.They ascended to the stars, and beyond the universe’s edge, screaming in their cacophonic, completely heterosexual voices:N̴̓̊҉̳̝͕̝̘Oͨ̃҉̮͓̘ ͊͑͌̿ͥ̏҉͔̼̭͚̫͖̮̦͕͢H̝̥̖̻̮̟ͤ̎̓̀ͅO͍̪̣͓̱̟̭̐ͮͯ̏̎͟M̝̳̺̺̝̲͛̌̿́Ǫ̵͓͕͇͈̦̿̐ͣ
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ramblingferret:

werewolfnl:

temporalwalker:

wishingonalightningbolt:

[x]

Straight people are getting stupider.

A man who worked for an organization that primarily taught English to non-native speakers posted about homophones and was subsequently fired because it made the organization seem lax on homosexuality.

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

… This isn’t an Onion article?

what the fuck. 

And in the proceeding years, this policy in schools lead to a rash of wild spelling and pronunciation reforms, such as wind and wind becoming wihnd and wiyend.

The situation got worse when biology classes were cancelled due to the gay agenda taking over “homozygosity”, and only children that looked like David Bowie were admitted to schools, due to other children having gay-friendly homochromia.

Finally, straight people mutated into unique and terrifying amorphous beings, to avoid being homogenous homo sapiens.

They ascended to the stars, and beyond the universe’s edge, screaming in their cacophonic, completely heterosexual voices:

N̴̓̊҉̳̝͕̝̘Oͨ̃҉̮͓̘ ͊͑͌̿ͥ̏҉͔̼̭͚̫͖̮̦͕͢H̝̥̖̻̮̟ͤ̎̓̀ͅO͍̪̣͓̱̟̭̐ͮͯ̏̎͟M̝̳̺̺̝̲͛̌̿́Ǫ̵͓͕͇͈̦̿̐ͣ

Tagged: #no homo,
Posted on 24th Aug at 2:22 PM, with 19 notes

dragondicks:

there was a bit in the fireman sam movie where the residents of pontypandy were going to abandon the town because it was going to burn down and there was dramatic music with panning shots and I was like “listen to the music like this is fucking final fantasy seven. This is fucking nibelheim” and john was like “they come back years later and the town is rebuilt and full of actors” and i was laughing like “yeah, the residents are like ‘fireman sam? never heard of him’” and we just devolved into heaving laughter while rhi and rena stared at us. christ

You don’t even have to change the dialogue.

Posted on 16th Aug at 10:44 PM, with 3 notes
The only thing that grabs my attention about these characters is how utterly dull they are.All the same build, thin, generically pretty, same age… It’s pretty depressing how people think this is what constitutes character design.
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The only thing that grabs my attention about these characters is how utterly dull they are.

All the same build, thin, generically pretty, same age… It’s pretty depressing how people think this is what constitutes character design.

Posted on 16th Aug at 9:11 PM, with 120,878 notes

cranefeather:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

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Er.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2011/12/07/9272989-firefighters-let-home-burn-over-75-fee-again

Corrupt firefighters do exist. They let people’s houses burn, and let things die if they haven’t paid the fee. When money takes precident over saving lives, that’s corruption, right there.

Posted on 16th Aug at 4:40 PM, with 71,564 notes

ianbrooks:

7 Deadly Sins Wine Glasses by Kacper Hamilton

Available for purchase at gnr8. Celebrate the sinful life with sweet,
glorious libations. Hey, I dont recall getting shit-faced being a sin.

(via: reddit)

I always loved the design of these wine glasses - they really do show a very compelling image.

- Wrath is very hard to drink from - it is more suited to war than drinking wine. It will probably cut you if you try.
- Gluttony distends itself so it can contain more.
- Pride is almost impossible to drink from by yourself, and you can never put it down, since it’s base is removable, and the wine will unbalance the ludicrously tall glass.
- Lust requires you to debase yourself to drink from it. Not something you’d want to be seen doing at the fancy location this wine party is at.
- Sloth has it easiest, but cannot stop the flow of wine itself.
- Envy cannot enjoy his wine at all, he may have a normal amount of wine, but it’s not enough to reach his lips, and if he tried, it would just drain away.
- Greed I think is the cleverest. It distinguishes itself from Gluttony even though both are themed around “Having more than your share”, by having the protrusions that trap wine in them. After all, Greed is not about consuming more than another, but merely having it, taking it so that another person cannot enjoy it.

While it isn’t something I would really want, I’m glad it exists.

Posted on 14th Aug at 6:36 PM, with 84,316 notes

samael:

ramblingferret:

whitetail-music:

eatthekidsfirst:

archdrude:

The Amazing Connections Between the Inca and Egyptian Cultures 

"The ancient Egyptians (in Africa) and the ancient pre-Incas/Incas (in South America) evolved on opposite sides of the globe and were never in contact.

Yet, both cultures mysteriously possessed the same strikingly identical body of ancient art, architecture, symbolism, mythology and religion.

The Victorian era scholars, faced with this enigma, concluded that both cultures must have been children of the same Golden Age parent civilization, “Atlantis.”

Today, Egyptian/Inca parallels are not only being ignored by American and Western scholars, they’re being suppressed.

Many baffling and unsolved similarities link the ancient Egyptians and the ancient pre-Incas/Incas ― even though both cultures evolved on opposite sides of the planet, separated by oceans” Read More

This post looks like it’s from ancient aliens and I’m totally ok with that.

I like that part of this post is like THEY BOTH BUILT STONE WALLS

BUT SOLAR DEITIES SAM! I MEAN THESE AREn”T EXACTLY COMMON, ARE THEY?!

(Non-Sarcasm: yes, yes they are)

it turns out the most efficient way to build structures in the ancient age is to heap shit into a pile with enough of a base or alternatively lintels.

See these kids?

Ancient aliens working through Iram, city of pillars, built that playset. It couldn’t possibly be a basic architectural principle discovered independently by countless cultures and also by kids with a handful of blocks.

The obsession with giving these civilisations alien or mythological origins for their achievements is really quite horrifying, if you think about it. No-one ever tries to connect the similarities to classical Greek architecture, or to European architecture (unless it’s fucking Stone Henge, which was proof of aliens apparently.). Woe betide any culture use a trapezoidal building shape because it’s very stable - that’s proof of Atlantis, apparently.

Also, I found the definitive location of Atlantis, it didn’t sink!



Now can we please move on?

Posted on 14th Aug at 4:04 AM, with 151,666 notes

itscolossal:

DIY Glowing Resin Shelves

Oooh, just in case you want people to believe that you took the wood from magical trees!

Posted on 12th Aug at 10:29 AM, with 9 notes

Sorry, aliens, uplifts, and beings of human intelligence. Your work is in the public domain.

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